Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

Hey every one! I know that Technolover just posted about this, but I'm posting it again. So ha. In your face, Techy.

Anyway, I just had to tell you all about this hilarious book I finished reading this morning! It's the director's cut of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. If you haven't read it, I suggest you do. If you haven't read it and have a weak stomach, I suggest you don't. It's the most graphic, gorey, over all disgusting book I have ever finished in my lifetime. I'm dead serious! Ok, Johnny, who we shall call Nny, is, as the title says, a homicidal maniac. He kills and he honestly doesn't know why he continues on with this murdering madness. He's just scared of the creature that lives in his basement. It told him if he didn't cover the wall in blood, it'll get out and kill more people. He started killing because of that, but soon he lost his reason why. He just liked to. Sounds like the coolest thing in the world to me, but I'm just insane! Pay attention to me! Heehee!!!

Anyway, I thought this book was absolutely hilarious and I fell in love with the characters, especially Nny and Squee. His real name is Todd, but he makes this noise when he gets scared (which is a lot of the time) and he was granted the nickname of Squee. Nny, of course, is just short for Johnny. If you liked the imaging of Invader Zim, then you'd like the drawings in this book. Yes, same artist. For those of you who are lucky enough not to know what Invader Zim is, please avoid the name at all costs. It's... so... STUPID...

But back to telling you about JTHM! It does, in fact, have a storyline in it, which you find about close to 3/4 of the way into it. The first half has to be the most hilarious part of it. I can't even tell you about it. You have to read it and see it for yourself!

Basically it's just the story of Johnny C, Nailbunny, Mr. Eff, Psycho-doughboy, Devi, Tess, Anne, and Squee! You really just have to read it to get it. It's too confusing to explain to you. But besides their stories, there's also Happy Noodle Boy, the comic that Nny draws in his free time (all the time), apart from his killing. Don't let the cover fool you though! You have to see for yourself!!! =]

~♥Fluffy♥~